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Santa's Coal Bubble Gum 12ct | 
 enlarge | Brand: Candy Crate
Category: Gourmet
Buy New: $21.88
Rating:  1 reviews
Media: Misc.
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Product Description
This bag of black as coal fruit flavored bubble gum comes with a "To:" & "From:" gift tag. 12 - 2oz sacks.
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The answer to global warming? December 19, 2008
NedMuffin (Cambridge, UK)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
It is true, human ingenuity knows no bounds. How else can you account for the genius that decided to turn nasty fossil fuels into bubble-gum to feed to the young?
I have no idea if there are any health implications for the youthful masticators of this product but, given my age, I don't much care anyway. I assume that the intended destination for these delightful sweeties is somewhere poor overseas (Sudan, Iraq, Ireland, etc.) as this will help the US meet the unreasonably stringent carbon-reduction targets set at Kyoto.
The delightful packaging makes this gum instantly attractive to any child and will keep their tiny minds off the taste as their mouths blacken with every cheery chew. It warms the cockles of my heart to think that my age-group will still be able to drive around in huge gas-guzzling behemoths guilt-free due to the unwitting self-sacrifice of the next generation.
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